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Joke of the Day
"I just ordered a Fitbit and my bank called to see if my card was stolen."
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"what do you call a girl in Georgia that can outrun her brothers? A Virgin."
"Give 100% in everything you do Except giving blood"
"Ladies: we're not fooled by your PMS trickery. I see how happy you are in those tampon commercials."
"What do you get. . . If you crush a hundred rednecks to death in a car crushing machine? An erection."
"Robin Thicke is what would happen if a roofie became a human and decided to make music."
"What is the mathematician's favorite pick-up line? Hey baby, wanna see the exponential growth of my natural log?"
"What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot ? A carrot !"
"Meet my cat, Hemingway. And my two dogs, Faulkner and Whitman. I know what books are. Ah yes, my macaw approaches. His name is Literature"
"If there's Noel.... ...then could a king be born in Israel? (If there's ""No L"", how can there be a king born in ""Is-rye-L"")"