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Joke of the Day
"Just found out the Turkish President is getting into acting He shot a pilot a few month back"
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"What do ghosts give birth to? Boo-bies."
"Browser joke What do we want? Chrome/Firefox: Faster internet! When do we want it? Internet explorer: Faster internet!"
"If we really want our kids to be smarter, we should require pornstars to moan historical facts during sex"
"I finally found a girl who is like my mother in every way! I brought her home and wouldn't you know it... my dad doesn't like her"
"A good way to make a car dealer uncomfortable is to say, ""Tell me if you can hear this,"" and then get in the trunk and start screaming."
"Las Vegas Floor Show What is the difference between a circus side show and a Las Vegas floor show? One has a cunning array of stunts the other has a stunning array of cunts."
"Have you ever been hit repeatedly by a wave? It hertz a lot"
"Loved Inception. It took me to exotic places I could never visit in real life, like the first class cabin of an airplane."
"What was the last thing to go through Princess Diana's head before she died? Her asshole."