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Joke of the Day
"On this great new diet called ""sleep through breakfast."""
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"Recycling Jesus died for our bins."
"They say breaking a mirror is the worst because you get 7 years bad luck OH PLEASE!!! Try breaking a condom!"
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"Oh thank goodness, my Uber driver knows what's really wrong with this country."
"I've kept my tamagotchi alive for the past 15 years, so yeah Mom, I know what it's like to raise an ""ungrateful little prick"""
"Why dont sharks ... Why don't sharks eat black people? They think it's whale shit"
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"Hi guys it's my first time to post on reddit, what should i do?"