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"So there's a new charity, where gay people help disabled people It's going to be called Fruits and Vegetables."
"If only Africa had more mosquito nets... ...then every year we could save millions of mosquitoes from dying needlessly of aids. - Jimmy Carr"
"I only came to this school reunion because one of you've got my Wu Tang tape."
"The executioner let me tie my own noose He said I'm getting the hang of it."
"What the the electrician say to his buddy? Watts up?!"
"Point of etiquette: When attending a chainsaw massacre, don't spend the entire time chainsawing one person. Get out there and mangle."
"I changed my car horn to gunshot sounds. People get out of the way much faster now."
"What's the difference between a bot and a Trump supporter? A bot has a chance of reacing self-awareness in our lifetime."
"Where do chicken strips find love? Chicken tinder ~Thank you, to Popeye's Louisiana Kitchen's official Instagram for this gem"