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Joke of the Day

"The Shawshank Redemption but it's just me tunneling from my office to the break room so I don't have to talk to my boss."

"Desperate to get laid, so I'm going to my next Halloween party dressed as a giant anus ...I hear that hot girls love having sex with assholes"

"Where does the pirate put his ear ring? In his buccaneer."

"SPOILER ALERT for ""Finding Bigfoot"" TV show - they don't find him. Again."

"I know it's 3 meals a day,,,,,, But how many at night?"

"My 9 day old baby keeps chanting ""put the means of production in the hands of the workers"""

"What do you get if you cross Dracula with a snail? The world's slowest vampire."

"Two things you should never do: 1. Run with scissors 2. Scissor with the runs"

"Did you hear about the man who invented the knock knock joke? He won the Nobel prize. (Sorry if this has been posted before, I heard it today for the first time and it made my day)"

"Why should Steve Irwin have put on sunscreen? To protect himself from the harmful rays."