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Joke of the Day

"SPOILER ALERT for ""Finding Bigfoot"" TV show - they don't find him. Again."

"Who's the most famous chair tester? Mike Easter"

"Two guys walk into a bar The first one asks for h20. The second on asks for h20 too. The second guy dies."

"So, I friended Paul Walker on XBox. Sadly though, he's always on the dashboard."

"I Went To The Zoo Yesterday The only animal they had was a dog. It was a Shih-Tzu."

"What did the gay horse say to the straight horse? Heeeeeeyyyyyy"

"I ordered a Pizza the other day, When she read the order back to me she said, ""So, you have one thick sausage, anything else? I looked her dead in the eye and replied, ""Yes, I also ordered a pizza."""

"I wasn't kicking you. I was encouraging you to get the hell out of my way."

"Want to hear a bird joke? Oops i forgot it. *Hawkward*."

"How does Bob Marley like his donuts? After a couple of spliffs."