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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the man who invented the knock knock joke? He won the Nobel prize. (Sorry if this has been posted before, I heard it today for the first time and it made my day)"

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"The darker humor is, the better. Just like slaves."
"Are you dylsexic? Probably."
"""Coming up on tonight's news, hear about the tragic case of 10 people who lost their lives trying to escape a fire at the nightclub everyone's been dying to get into."" *Disclaimer: No pun in ten dead."
"Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher: ""can kids of our age have kids?"" Teacher replied "" NO Never!!"" Boy said to girl : ""see i told you not to worry!!!!""."
"They asked if I could perform the castration. I said I could pull it off."
"What do you call three rabbits hopping backwards? A receding hare line."
"/r/jokes It's funny because hardly anything here can be considered a joke."
"The three magic words EVERY woman loves to hear, ""You were right."""
"Dinner Table Son = Dad,can you pass the salt? Dad = I don't know,can you pass the semester?"