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Joke of the Day
"What do you get if you cross Dracula with a snail? The world's slowest vampire."
Next Joke
"You're either a dog person or a non person."
"What medical specialty will start to experience large fluctuations in income from payers? Eurology"
"TIFU Your girl was on my lap"
"Which letter of the alphabet is the laziest? letter G (lethargy)"
"What do you call a large pile of kittens? A meowntain."
"Mom: *tastefully decorates house* Kid: HERE ARE 20 MILK CARTONS I TAPED TOGETHER TO MAKE A SNOWMAN I EXPECT THIS TO BE PROMINENTLY DISPLAYED"
"If sexual frustration could be transferred into a usable energy source, I would be sitting on a gold mine"
"Husband: Call ambulance, Fast! I am Having a Heart Attack... Wife: ( Took his mobile): ""Quick!! Tell me the Password!!"" Husband: It's Okay, I am feeling better now!! :D :D"
"DATING TIP: PULL THE CHAIR OUT FOR HER. PICK THE CHAIR UP & FOLD IT. HIT HER OVER THE HEAD WITH THE CHAIR. GET THE 3 COUNT. NEW WWE CHAMPION"