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Joke of the Day

"What do you get if you cross Dracula with a snail? The world's slowest vampire."

"What is white, floats, and says ""Boo""? A ghost boat."

"[THIS IS NOT THE GENERIC CHICKEN JAYWALKING JOKE] Why did Adele cross the road? To say ""Hello From The Other Side""."

"My friend's bakery burned down last night. Now his business is toast."

"Did you hear about the patriotic zombie who wanted to serve his country? He joined the Marine Corpse."

"I need a man, not a boy. They will have much more structurally sound ideas for me to bypass the lava floor and make it to the blanket fort."

"The hardest part of having sex again after you have recently been widowed is.... Gettin there before the rigor mortis sets in."

"You didn't like it. I was gunna tell u a joke about my time machine"

"Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil."

"I could care less about you but I'm still going to go through your entire wedding & 1st born childs photo album on Facebook. I hate myself"