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"Paralegal activity. #BoringHorrorMovies"
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"Then outermost layer of your skin is mostly dead cells, so congratulations you're dead on the outside as well as the inside."
"I almost hit a bunny but then i missed it by a hare."
"Stereotype Why do brown women wear red dots on their heads? - Because they record everything. (I swear I made it up n I'm brown too)"
"You know when doctors leave the room they are just checking Web MD right?"
"How does an idiot call for his dog? He puts two fingers in his mouth and then shouts Rover."
"Maglev train hits 310mph in Japan. Critics say it has barely left the ground."
"How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None. 1845 never forget."
"A good lawyer, Santa Claus, and an honest politician enter an elevator. They see a five dollar bill on the ground. Who picks it up? Santa. The other two don't exist."
"On Mondays I like to reply to all my bosses emails with 'unsubscribe'"