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Joke of the Day
"How do you know when you're watching too much porn? Your MILF tells you so."
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"Why did the blonde take a ladder into the bar? She heard drinks were on the house."
"Cop:Do you know why I pulled you over Miss? Me:[takes a quick suck off helium balloon] No officer why? Cop:Lol, nevermind"
"All the jokes about iPhone 6S are just slightly improved jokes about iPhone 6."
"How do you call a black guy that uses testosterone boosters? Testostyrone."
"At least I now know why the lions leave the plains before the end of summer. Because the Pride goeth before the Fall."
"Coworker: Guess what day it is? Me: Don't. CW: Guess what day it is? Me: Don't. CW: It's hum.. [30 min later] Cop: So you stapled his lips?"
"Accidental dick pics can happen I once accidentally sent a dick pic to everyone in my address book. It was embarrassing and cost a fortune in stamps."
"I'm Starting a Fundraiser to Help Restore Sight to Seniors with Degenerative Eye Problems. Please Upvote for visibility."
"Fatboy Slim announced that he's releasing a monthly cookie delivery service It's called 'Snack My Bitch Up.'"