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Joke of the Day

"Picture someone stepping down off a curb that they didn't realize was there. Now you can say you've seen me dance."

"Whenever I'm feeling like shit,... I simply go on YouTube, search for Skrillex videos and read the comments. Instantly, I feel a lot better."

"My username is fatatata I am not fatatall"

"What's your least favorite joke format and why is it this one?"

"What do you call an Englishman with no butt? An assless chap."

"A girl tells her parents she's going to major in psychology ""Hey mom! Hey dad! I'm gonna study a real science! PSYCH!"""

"Dad: Level Expert Two cupcakes were baking in the oven. One of them turns to the other and say 'Wow! Its hot in here, isn't it?', the second cupcakes screams 'AAAaaaaa! A talking cupcake!'"

"They're not going to grow bananas any longer. Really? Why not? Because they're long enough already."

"Why/How do bakers work? They knead the dough."

"""I wish I had more time to read"" he said as Netflix automatically played the next episode."