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Joke of the Day

"Doctor: How long have you been in pain? Women: It started at 7:45am on Monday while I was at work Men: Sometime between yesterday and 1997"

"Me: "" *types in password*, Password Doesn't Work"" ** OMG I'M HACKED**.... *oh wait... never mind, CAPS LOCK WAS ON..*"

"ID is a funny abbreviation. The I stands for I and D strands for dentification. -Norm Macdonald"

"Whats the difference between love, ture love, and showing off? spit, sallow, and gargle."

"What do you call a homosexual Frenchman? A faguette."

"(Hot babe to me) your brooding drives me wild, what's going on inside your head (Me, thinking about a panini) I don't want to talk about it"

"Nothing makes me more proud of my son's sense of humor, than when he asks me for help with his algebra homework."

"The human body is 90% water so we are basically just cucumbers with anxiety."

"What did Mr. Marijuana say to Mrs. Marijuana when she asked if her dress makes her look fat? ""I'll be blunt..."""

"Wow, bro you're genius. Yoo bro... I've cheated a taxi How ? I've paid him and i didnt sit in. I ran away"