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Joke of the Day

"Doctor: How long have you been in pain? Women: It started at 7:45am on Monday while I was at work Men: Sometime between yesterday and 1997"

"I'm no computer expert, but spreadsheets are really where I Excel"

"Who's going to lose the upcoming election? Society."

"I asked my friend what he gave up for lent... He said Christianity."

"Did you know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her Head and Shoulders in the glove box."

"Did you here Whitey Bulger was put in solitary confinement because he was caught masterbating in his cell? It was a sticky situation."

"Babies are 60% water, I can walk on babies, therefore I am 60% jesus"

"I learned all my flirting from lizards so I just do a bunch of really fast pushups when I see a cute lizard."

"Why does Trump only use a laptop computer? Because of the small keyboard."

"Warning: Joke contains racism Racism"