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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a gay Nobel Prize Laureate in a blender? A homogeneous mixture."
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"Arnold Schwarzenegger wakes up on easter morning..."
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"A woman marries a man..... A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does."
"At the pharmacist A guy goes to a pharmacist and asks for a dozen condoms. The druggist asked "" Would you like a paper bag?"" The guy shakes his head and says ""Nah, she ain't that ugly."""
"How do you circumcise a redneck... Uppercut his sister in the jaw."
"Jews are so insecure... they constantly remind us their country isreal."
"Call me old school, but I think your shorts should be longer than your private parts."