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Joke of the Day

"I'm wearing black with navy blue today. Fight me. Any bruising will only serve to tie it all together."

"I recently came out as pansexual. But I'm only attracted to cast iron. I've tried dating teflon, but it never sticks. I guess it's true what they say: ""Once you go black, you never go back"""

"I'm not a lucky man I once gambled on a couch and won a baby"

"What's the difference between Donald Trump and a Twinkie? Twinkies can cause a national upset."

"A way you can tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist ask them to pronounce the word 'unionized'"

"What makes the noise of a cow when you turn it upside down? A cow."

"What do coffee beans say to scare their friends? Brew."

"Why is money green? Jews pick it before its ripe."

"Someone peed here Someone peed here Someone peed here Someone peed here Someone peed here Someone peed here My dog when we go for a walk."

"How do dog catchers get paid? By the Pound!"