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Joke of the Day

"Bob: Women always call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me ugly and poor."

"What is the common trait between men and snow? You don't know how many centimeters you'll get, neither how long will it last."

"What's going on under there? Nobody has to know but you. - Poncho salesman"

"Oh, elderly neighbor: You defeated Hitler, yet you somehow can't figure out the car alarm?"

"What's the mean difference between normal sex and the act of necrophilia a. 16C b. 18C c. 20C"

"What's the difference between a regular horse and a police horse? A police horse has an extra asshole on top."

"I hate when people use words without knowing the meaning...gives me a huge hysterectomy on the side of my head."

"If one door closes and another door opens, then probably your in a jail."

"If you're a monkey, your shit's always bananas."

"A guy goes into a Latvian bar with 3 potatoes Walks out with a female entourage that would make Hef proud."