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Joke of the Day

"This one took me a while to get when I was a kid: Three guys walk into a bar The fourth one ducked."

"Why didn't the internit get any e-mail? Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman."

"I just ran into my high school bully and it was great cause I'm doing well and he's 17 which is very old for a dog"

"I walk around like everything is fine, but deep down...... inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off."

"[Parent-Teacher Conference] Teacher: ..if another kid is mean to her, she calmly walks away Me: *flips table* WHICH KID IS MEAN TO HER?!?!"

"You know your girlfriend is getting fat when she can fit into your wife's clothes."

"My Dad voted Republican his entire life. After he died he voted Democrat"

"What do you call a young male cow? Cowboy"

"Heard about the girl who took a contraceptive pill with pond water? Last I heard, she was three months stagnant."

"Q: What's every cat's favorite song? - A: Three Blind Mice!"