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Joke of the Day
"*Mary Poppins voice* Ok, children! Time to go! [15 min later] *Batman voice* I said let's go."
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"Is it wrong to hate a certain race? I dont mind doing a 5km but I cant be fucked doing a 10km run"
"People always ask why I'm wearing a sombrero in my high school graduation pictures. Clearly, because it was my senor year."
"There's a good chance Dr. Phil has jerked off to the Domino's Pizza Tracker."
"What does a Jewish pedophile say to a child? Do you want to buy a candy?"
"I searched your life up on google... ...it gave me an error 404"
"So I was at my local dyslexia meeting... And my friend turned to me and said, ""can you smell gas?"" I replied, ""are you kidding? I can't even smell my own name."""
"What did Ciderella say when she got to the Ball? ""*-Gag*-"""
"I don't want my wife any longer. Her height is perfect."
"Jesus sits down at the Last Supper with his disciples. He rises and addresses them: ""I'm the son of God."" ""No way!"" they say. ""Yahweh."""