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Joke of the Day

"Why is my girlfriend like a deep fat fryer? They're both dangerously hot and belong in the kitchen."

"How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb? well many how???"

"How does a girl vampire flirt? She bats her eyes."

"I just found out JFK was jewish. He was shot in the temple."

"Two fish swim into a wall One looks at the other and says *""Dam!""* #oldbutgold"

"What is the difference between a bag of cocaine and a four year old? Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out the window"

"what is awesome and witty? heres a hint, join the two words and put a jew in there"

"I wish it was my job to sit around laughing at statuses all day. Actually, he is unaware, but that's what my boss is paying me to do anyway."

"I wear Lacoste shirts with the little crocodile on them because when shit goes down I want crocodiles to know that I'm on their side."

"Why are Teen aged boys so good at fishing? Because they're Master Baiters."