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Joke of the Day
"what is awesome and witty? heres a hint, join the two words and put a jew in there"
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"I wanted to get a tan... So I bought a calculator."
"His First Blow Job A teenage boy comes home excited and says, ""Dad! I just had my first blowjob!"" The father says, ""That's great, son. How was it?"" ""Tasted awful."""
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