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Joke of the Day

"I wear Lacoste shirts with the little crocodile on them because when shit goes down I want crocodiles to know that I'm on their side."

"Why did China lose WW2? Because their weapons were made in China"

"What's a roosters favorite sport? Professional Cock Soccer."

"What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeno business."

"What's the difference between your job and your wife? Nobody does your job for you when you're out"

"freak people out in public restrooms by saying ""come in"" when they knock on the stall door"

"I just ate a frozen apple! Hardcore."

"I thought a drone was the sound women make when you're trying to watch the game?"

"I called the Rape Advice Line earlier today. Turns out it's only for victims."

"The four states of matter: Solid Liquid Gas Black"