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Joke of the Day
"Mayweather won. That's it, that's the joke."
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"(NAME) is a terrific athlete. He recently ran the London Marathon he was aiming for 3 hours but just missed it! he made it in 3 hrs 150 minutes"
"What did the doctor give the Asari with an STD? Anti-biotics"
"Difference between gipsy and a pizza The pizza can feed a family of four"
"Wife: Whatya doin? Me: I fixed the toilet so I'm adding Potty Fixer to my resume W: You mean Plumber? M: DO I LOOK LIKE A HOUSE SCIENTIST?"
"What do you call a fat joke on reddit? Banned"
"When did they decide that every razor had to look like a piece that fell off a Transformer?"
"[street fight] Come at me bro!! *guy rips off his shirt revealing bulging muscles *I rip off my shirt revealing another shirt & run away"
"What do you call a self help book for a Country Music singer? Drink, Pray, Truck"
"I'm close to $100,000 deep in student loans for my English degree and I just used the word ""awesome"" 10 times in a row to describe a guy."