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Joke of the Day

"[street fight] Come at me bro!! *guy rips off his shirt revealing bulging muscles *I rip off my shirt revealing another shirt & run away"

"What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeno business."

"What do romantic fish sing to each other? Salmon-chanted evening !"

"Why does the rabbit hide Easter eggs? Because he is ashamed of fucking the chicken."

"Why did roman sculptures have small penises? To get to the other side!"

"Your girlfriend should never be jealous of another woman. Instead, you should do your best to make other women jealous of her."

"Can you believe my fucking neighbour knocked on my door at 2:30 this morning?! 2:30am! Luckily for him I was still up playing my drums..."

"Someone once told me, ""GO FOR BROKE"" !! I'm happy to report that I succeeded..."

"Marijuana was a big problem in Auschwitz. Jews would go there just to get baked."

"I haven't been able to find my girlfriend for months, but I'll never forget the last thing she told me... She said ""I don't give blowjobs."" To be honest I haven't looked that hard."