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Joke of the Day
"What did the doctor give the Asari with an STD? Anti-biotics"
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"Do cannibals try to eat gymnasts... for a more balanced diet?"
"How many Trumps? How many trumps could donald trump trump if donald trump could trump trumps?"
"""Don't get any ideas."" - Worn out light bulb"
"I honestly can't believe they've been together for 20 years. who? Deez nuts GOTEEEEEE I'm actually 45.... GOTEEEEEE"
"Jesus walks into a hotel He throws a bag of nails on the counter and says: ""Can you put me up for the night?"""
"a fun thing to do if your wife leaves her fb open: post an argument you had but switch who said what and watch her friends agree with 'her'"
"I like the way your medication thinks."
"Q: Who is Bigger? Mister Bigger or Master Bigger? A: Master Bigger, because he is little Bigger."
"customers who viewed SHIMMERING LIGHTS OUTSIDE THEIR WINDOWS, also viewed THEIR FEET HELPLESSLY MOVING TOWARDS THE DARKNESS OF THE WOODS"