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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a fat joke on reddit? Banned"
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"Dr: If you want to lose weight, you need to do things that'll make you sweat. Me: *applies for a loan*"
"What do you call a woman who obsesses over learning about sex? An info-maniac."
"A police officer pulled me over and said ""Sir, please identify yourself"" So I took out a mirror and replied ""yeah, it's me"""
"I ran out of bread this morning, so I asked my Indian neighbor if he had any But he said he had naan..."
"she loves me [takes bite of hotdog] she loves me not [takes another bite of hotdog]"
"What's the best thing to have in a hairy situation? A razor."
"Why can't bikes stand up on their own? They are two tired."
"The bakers A man walks into a bakers, points at something in the display and asks ""Is that a doughnut? or a meringue?"" The baker says ""No you're right it's a doughnut."""
"""Report Spam"" is the elevator close door button of Twitter."