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Joke of the Day

"Did you know Kim Khardashian's dad was a member of OJ Simpsons legal team? So the whole family has a history of getting black guys off"

"What changes the more popular it gets Hillary Clinton's views"

"What do horny campers and Leo Di Caprios acting have in common? They are both fucking intense!"

"Two atoms walk into a bar... One says, ""Oh no, I've lost an electron."" The other asks, ""Are you sure?"" ""Yeah, I'm positive!"""

"Algorithm Word used by programmers when they don't want to explain what they did."

"What do you call a black guy on the moon? An astronaut"

"What do you call a pissed off german? Sauerkraut"

"Did you know Han Solo had an employment agency? Han Jobs"

"Why should everyone vote for Hillary Clinton? Because Bill said she doesn't suck"

"Why'd the seaman cross the road? Because I wore the wrong sock that day."