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Joke of the Day

"Q: There is a frog driving east and a trombonist walking west. What can be surmised from this? A: The frog's probably on its way to a gig."

"I am not a racist (Nsfw) Racism is a crime, crime is for black people. I don't mean to hurt anyones feelings! A coworker just told me this."

"There are three kinds of people in the world, Those who are good at math and those who aren't."

"Well ladies valentines day is over. Time for the men to go back to being a-holes again."

"I was going to have a wank at the Vatican while I was there on vacation. But I thought about it and it has probably been done before and I would hate to be seen as the second coming."

"A one-liner walks into a bar."

"What did the blue denims say to the black denims? I guess we have different genes! *knee slap* ... I'll see myself to the door"

"I farted on the bus today and four people turned around I felt like I was on the voice."

"Survey I asked 100 women what brand of shampoo they use while showering. 99 out of those 100 answered : ""How the fuck did you get in here you asshole!?!"""

"What day do fries hate the most? Friday"