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Joke of the Day

"Frankenstein.. Frankenstein enters a body building competition, and finds he has seriously misunderstood the objective."

"If Petrus were to get a tattoo... ...would it be called lithography?"

"Ban land mines now! It's time to put our foot down."

"Judge: What is your relationship with the plaintiff? A: She is my daughter. Judge: Was she your daughter on February 13 1979?"

"I went to see a psychic today She said she was expecting me"

"what is awesome and witty? heres a hint, join the two words and put a jew in there"

"What was the first think Queen Elizabeth did on ascending to the throne ? Sat down !"

"I'm so hungry I could eat this piece of paper. *adds salt to resume*"

"Sheryl Crow singing the national anthem"

"If a tiger goes to bite you, confuse him by french kissing him. You'll probably still die, but at least you got to make out w/ a tiger."