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Joke of the Day

"Bread is not emotionally mature enough to have threesomes When you spread your nuts all over one slice, the other gets jelly."

"If Im being racist, feel free to call me racist...[NSFW] If Im not, you can fuck right off you immigrant cunt."

"Can woman make man a millionaire? Yes, if he is a billionaire"

"Well, it's easy to tell I'm married. It's Friday night and I'm at home updating my facebook status..."

"Saw a deer standing beside the highway this morning watching the traffic go by.Guess he was trying to figure out who's day he wanted to ruin"

"The only thing worse than Friday the 13th, is Monday the 13th"

"What do u call a spanish man with a rubber toe? Roberto"

"*Lysol kills 99.9% of germs on my counter* LYSOL: ""Hey .1% germs... ( -_-)>- (_) Tell your friends"""

"Due to the rise of suspicious clown activity, Party City has removed all associated costumes from its' shelves... ... Clinton and Trump are furious."

"What kind of fun does a priest have? None."