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Joke of the Day
"What do you call it if a white person robs you? Capitalism"
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"Why doesn't Jesus buy beer? Hebrews."
"My favourite breed of dog? Good question, thanks for asking. Either a corndog or a hotdog."
"Why does Snape teach options and not herbology? His lily died"
"""What? Where?"" -owl on some next level shit"
"Hindsight is $20.20. Don't even ask me what she charged to see her boobs."
"His girlfriend returned all his letters. I bet she marked them ""second class male !"""
"Why did Sarah fall off the swings She had no arms ... Knock knock Who's there Not Sarah"
"The GOP candidates are competing to win over Scott Walker supporters after he pulled out of the race... But all three of them remain undecided still."
"What would the news headline be if virginity could be restored? Unfucking Believable?"