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Joke of the Day

"What is the most important thing for a hungry shark? A-fish-in-sea."

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"What did the left eye say to the right eye? Just between you and me, something smells down there."
"I went to an ATM... I was at an ATM this morning and this older lady asked me to help check her balance, so I pushed her over."
"Why is it easy to defeat an army of suicide bombers? There are no experienced ones"
"What do Bristol Palin and the Virgin Mary have in common?"
"Why did the duck stick his leg into a computer? He wanted to have webbed feet."
"What is the difference between Hitler and Seabiscuit? Seabiscuit could finish a race."
"My wife was cremated after her death. And during."
"I told my DAD to embrace his mistakes. he cried. then he hugged My brother & me."
"What is censorship? [removed]"