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Joke of the Day
"Downhill is probably the only way I can honestly say I've rolled."
Next Joke
"What should we name this ancient Japanese throwing knife? A: Let's just name it the first thing that comes to mind, think you can handle that? B: Sure I can."
"What do you find in a church's bathroom? Holy shit."
"What's Spider-Mans favorite online music app? Spotafly."
"My insomnia is getting worse. I was wide awake all day at work yesterday."
"American Top Gear"
"Why did the woman cross the road? Good fucking question, I need to get stronger locks for the home dungeon."
"How did the mystic respond when asked what he's doing tonight? Your mommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm"
"I have nothing in common with people that learn from their mistakes"
"Going to get a facial today... this guy on Craigslist is offering a way lower price than the salon!"