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Joke of the Day
"Downhill is probably the only way I can honestly say I've rolled."
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"What's the difference between a piano, a tuna and a jar of glue? You: You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Person getting told joke: What about the glue? You: I knew you'd get stuck there!"
"How can you tell a dog from a tomato? The tomato is red."
"Australia is doing phenomenally on the Olympic medal tally considering our population #1. USA: 318.9 million #2. China: 1.357 billion #3. Japan: 173.3 million #4. Australia: 48 as of last census"
"I masturbate with soap Just thought I'd come clean."
"/r/News Pyongyang FIFY"
"What's the difference between a black person and a monkey? Nothing"
"A patron kicked out of a bar. Who is a drunk and belligerent Alex Trebek?"
"Why couldn't Donald Trump cross the road? Because a wall was blocking his way"
"Chuck Norris has never lost his virginity. Chuck Norris never loses."