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Joke of the Day

"When Yuri Gagarin was a kid, he dreamt to be the first one in outer space ... ... but some bitches beat him to it."

"Life is like a hardcore drug. I've taken several."

"""What a nut job"" I exclaimed, on my first day as President of Almonds"

"I had never woken up to a blowjob before That is the last time I sleep with my mouth open on the subway!"

"What do you call a Chinese billionaire? ChaChing!"

"How Long is a China-man? I always thought he was Korean."

"What if Forrest Gump's e-mail password? 1Forrest1 ...yeah we all saw that one coming."

"Why us it not good to have an oily face? The US might invade it."

"What do you call a guy with no body and no nose? Nobody knows"

"Why did the chicken cross the stage? To get to the other aside!"