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Joke of the Day
"How do you fit 25 Jews in a car? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, and 20 in the ashtray"
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"Two fish are in a tank. One fish asks the other fish ""How do we drive this thing?"""
"What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? She choked"
"Did you hear about the cannibal who past his uncle in the jungle?"
"Lowe's banned me for yelling ""From the windows! To the walls! To the sweat drop down my balls!"", as I explained how much carpet I needed."
"What is the quickest way to get some easy money Saying ""Ive got $200 on Rhonda Rousey to win, any takers?"""
"My haircuts are just like my sex life Usually do it myself and there's a big mess I hate cleaning up afterwards."
"Why did the old lady stand in front of three rows of traffic? Cause she was a cunt. (Courtesy of my little brother.)"
"What do you get... Q. What do you get if you cross a large dinosaur with a frog? A. A diplo-croak-us."
"Some days you're the Titanic, some days you're the iceberg and some days you're that guy who hit the propeller on the way down."