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Joke of the Day

"Doctor's wife was told she was terrible in bed. After coming home late, the Doctor accused her of cheating. She responded, ""I wasn't out cheating, I was out getting a second opinion."""

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"[Cannibal Restaurant] Waiter: Need anything else? Cannibal: No, I'm stuffed. I can't even finish this. Could I get a body bag?"
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"""Hate it when I think of her and suddenly we're teleported to a picturesque location, and have to dance to a random love song."" - Indians"