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Joke of the Day

"What did the philosophically-wise Mongol general say to motivate himself? I'm not Immanuel Kant. I'm Genghis Kahn!"

"A blind man walks into a bar and a table and a chair."

"I met my grandmother in Mexico She looked familia."

"What will be served at Trump's inagural dinner? Crackers."

"Fucking terrorists. I guess I can't google ""nice truck"" anymore to find out about the latest pickups on the market...."

"""WHY CAN'T YOU BE MORE LIKE THE INTERNET"" - fun thing I yell at my kids"

"[ring] Me: Hi Mom: You picked up. Me: I know M: Why Me: You called M: I wanted to leave a message Me: Just tell me M: Hang up [ring] Me: Hi"

"How do you find a blind man at a nudist colony? It's not hard"

"What do you call corn with a sense of humor? Laughing stalk"

"""So you're a foodie? What's a foodie?"" ""We enjoy eating out and trying new food."" ""So you're like everyone else, except you brag about it?"""