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Joke of the Day

"My online boyfriend loves me so much that once I put my money in his PayPal account he is coming to visit me."

"What is a cheating wife's worst nightmare? A husband in his hybrid"

"If you are living your life without giving an ""f"", You are living a li[ ]e."

"You know what really gets my goat? Chupacabras."

"Hillary Clinton says to the Devil, ""What happened? You promised me that I'd win the election?"" The Devil replies, ""Yeah, and you promised me a soul."""

"Which medical specialty is dedicated to fingering your bum? Anusteaseology."

"Is it sad that the plans I make after work depend on how much charge I have left in my phone battery?"

"The worst part about being introduced to new people is the panic moment where I think ""Pay attention! Pay attention!!!"" and miss their name."

"What was Lenin's favourite film? Tsar Wars episode III: Revenge of the scythe."

"My laziness is exactly as the number 8. If it lays down, it becomes infinite."