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"So I was on r/news the other day... [removed]"
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"I can't figure out if I only date girls with self esteem issues because I'm ugly or because we have something in common"
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"Real redneck woman. How do you know you're with a real redneck woman? She can put in a dip know what to spit and what to swallow."
"What's the difference between a normal woman and a witch? The spelling Teehee"
"How do you you ask your male friend to shave your body? You don't."
"what's a resistance pilot's favorite mathematical activity? solving for x wing. what do more advanced resistance pilots do? solve for x and y wing at the same time."
"A man went to a fish and chip lunch organised by the local monastery... He strolls up to one guy serving, and with a big grin, asks ""Are you the fish friar?"" The guy responds ""No, I'm the chip monk!"""
"What do you say when comforting a grammar nazi? There, their, they're......"