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Joke of the Day

"Ever since they started calling pole dancers ""artists,"" I've been writing on my resume that my talents include ""moving in artistic circles."""

"If we put aside our differences and work together, I truly believe we can come up with a few more alternate spellings of the name Britney."

"What do Australian chess players say when they're finished eating at a restaurant? Check mate."

"Oregon Trail 2016: Jayden has a gluten allergy. You can't even ford the river rn. Purchase one woke of oxen? Madison is literally dead"

"A great way to get a cw to stop talking to you permanently is to start clipping your toenails in the middle of their story"

"Why eat a carrot when you can just as easily not eat a carrot?"

"Did you guys hear about the mob of comedians? It was a riot."

"Ive never been good with punctuation but I like Dicks Sporting Goods Store"

"Whats black and white and red all over? A [removed]paper"

"What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? Dam"