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Joke of the Day
"Boaz must've been one hell of a roaster before he got married. Because he was Ruthless."
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"Somedays I feel like running away. Then I remember how much I hate running."
"[A snowman sees a sign for a snowblower] Oh hell yeah"
"What do you call a herd of masturbating cows? Beef stroganoff"
"A sales assistant advised me on the liquor to buy for the holiday season recently She was my spirit guide."