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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the two guys who stole a calendar? They got 6 months each"
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"I just bought sunglasses off of the black market The trade was very shady."
"The three most important unwritten rules. 1. 2. 3."
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"Can't sleep. Boss is watching."
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"Larry Page's note to himself when wife mentions she wants motorola, she means phone."
"Never make fun of fat girls with lisps... They're thick and tired of it."
"What's the difference between a cow and September 11? You stop milking a cow after 10 years."