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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the two guys who stole a calendar? They got 6 months each"
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"Why did the ambassador have extra resistance to harmful foreign bacteria? He had diplomatic immunity."
"Suprise me! I went to the pub last night and the barman asked what I wanted so I said ""suprise me"" He then showed me a naked picture of my girlfriend"
"Q: How do dogs order eggs at restaurants? A: Pooched."
"Who's the idiot who named the song 'The Sound of Silence' and not"
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"I hate when I'm running away from monsters at the temple then crash into a tree and die because I wanted to collect all the gold."
"When a guy texts ""your beautiful,"" reply with ""my beautiful what?"" then laugh and laugh and never talk to that nice idiot again."
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"What do you call a brown guy in between two buildings? Ali."