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Joke of the Day
"[A snowman sees a sign for a snowblower] Oh hell yeah"
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"Why does a German always have the last laugh? He has to wait for the verb."
"A man asks a bartender: ""How late does the band play?"" ""Only about half a beat behind the drummer."" The bartender replies."
"The most important organ I used to think the brain was the most important organ. Then I thought, look what's telling me that."
"I always feel an intense awkwardness when a woman doesn't choose the iron in a game of Monopoly."
"You kids today with your on demand music don't know the euphoria of hearing your jam come on the radio without the DJ talking over it."
"If a girl texts you and asks if you think she's fat and you try to respond ""Nooo"" autocorrect changes it to ""Moo"" so that's pretty cool."
"What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute? The prostitute will stop screwing you when you die."
"What did the Bulbasaur say to the Charmander? ""Bulbasaur!!"""
"Scientist: we've finally taught a dog Morse Code Dog: [taps paw] Me: what did it say? Scientist: ""woof"""