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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a herd of masturbating cows? Beef stroganoff"
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"And the lord said unto John ""Come forth and receive eternal life"" But John came fifth and received a toaster."
"Werner Heisenberg's epitaph: Here lies Heisenberg. ^^^?"
"What fruit can't get married? Cantaloupe"
"Tarzan was tired when he came home. ""What have you been doing"" asked Jane. ""Chasing a herd of elephants on vines"" ""Really ?"" said Jane. ""I thought elephants stayed on the ground !"""
"Why are gifts in airports so expensive? God's punishing you for waiting until the flight home to buy your wife a gift."
"What do you call a color that doesn't exist? A pigment of your imagination."
"Why is peter pan always flying? He neverlands I like this joke because it never grows old This joke is off the hook Sorry"
"Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off He is all right now"
"What does a vulture bring with him on the airplane? His carrion bag."