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Joke of the Day

"CRICKET Q: If you had one cricket ball in one hand and another cricket ball in your other hand, what would you have? A: A bloody big cricket."

"I don't care about babies on flights, but people who don't travel often should have their own terminal."

"My neighbour is in the Guinness book of world records. He has had 44 concussions. He lives very close to me. A stone's throw away, in fact."

"08 What did the 0 say to the 8? Nice belt!"

"[NSFW] I was walking home when I heard a homeless guy yell .. I was walking home when I heard a drunk homeless guy yell -"" You motherfucker , your daughter is your sister"""

"Yo Momma is so ugly that she scares blind people!!!!"

"Did you hear the one about the guy with five dicks? His pants fit like a glove!!"

"What do you get when the Pillsbury dough boys bend over? Dough-nuts (South Park reference again; just spreading it)."

"What type of fossil fuel likes to tell dick jokes? Crude Oil"

"Why can't melons have shotgun weddings? They cantaloupe"