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Joke of the Day

"I don't care about babies on flights, but people who don't travel often should have their own terminal."

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"What did the fisherman say to the magician? Pick a cod, pick any cod."
"My wife's got a latex allergy, so I substituted the condom for a bread bag. Now she's got a yeast infection."
"I burnt my Hawaiian pizza today I guess I should've cooked it on aloha temperature"
"How many drunks does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one. He holds the bulb and the room spins."
"There was an accident front of our house yesterday. A man completely lost his entire left side. Luckily the doctors Said he would be alright."
"Sometimes to take a break from frightening election news, I watch something far less horrifying like 'The Shining' or 'Silence of the Lambs'"
"What do you call a race where all the runners have no legs? An arms race."
"I'm so sorry my pet rock attacked you. Its just he really hates arrogant douche bags. Thank god he only hit your face."
"What did the philosophically-wise Mongol general say to motivate himself? I'm not Immanuel Kant. I'm Genghis Kahn!"
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