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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when the Pillsbury dough boys bend over? Dough-nuts (South Park reference again; just spreading it)."

"How many Brits does it take to change a broken lightbulb? None. They just move out of the house."

"I recently started playing the triangle for a reggae band... ...I just stand at the back and ting..."

"What do you call a dead body and two planks? A ""Build your own Jesus"" kit."

"Are you addicted to masturbation? Reach out to me and we can beat it together."

"What's the difference between a circus and a strip club? The circus has a bunch of cunning stunts..."

"Found my missing cardigan when my sister posted a FB pic of her wearing it."

"What's the difference between the cries of a grieving family and reggae music? I would feel awkward dancing to reggae music."

"Why do jews get their penises circumcised? Because Jewish girls won't touch anything that's not 10% off"

"Some people say I am crazy Lucky for me, only I can hear them"