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Joke of the Day

"What type of fossil fuel likes to tell dick jokes? Crude Oil"

"Do you like this hotel? Then why don't you Marriott !!!! Hahahah"

"He who goes to sleep face down... Crack up."

"Was Hitler's favorite number 8? NEIN NEIN NEIN!"

"Andrew Johnson was the first US leader to ever be impeached. You could say it was unpresidented."

"Ketchup Bottle Joke [Source Inside]"

"Don't think we didn't notice that you deleted your status when no one Liked it."

"I do not have bad attitude... I have a low tolerance for bullsh1t."

"I'm glad the pet stores close before the bar does. I could see drunken pet adoption being a real problem for me."

"Me: ""All my friends are getting married."" Grandma: ""Yeah? All my friends are dying."""