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Joke of the Day

"Apparently, it's frowned upon to walk up to two police officers and ask ""what are you douchebags up to?"""

"Hey dudes with super big muscles, that's not necessary."

"My cocaine is so white Police let it go with a warning"

"ALADDIN: i can show you the world JASMINE: wat why. do u kno that there are people out there. why do u think we live ina palace. no thank u"

"The baby mouse ventures out of its lair and sees the world for the first time as a bat flies past.. The mouse rushes back into the lair screaming, ""Mommy, I've just seen an Angel!""."

"My girlfriend and I tried Anal sex for the first time today. It was a little ruff at first but I'm finally managing to sit down again."

"sorry I didn't answer when you called, I had 6 Peeps in my mouth"

"Why do girls like nice guys? Cause nice guys always finish last."

"I used to live in Oklahoma... It was OK"

"Hey guy in your car behind me, Your honking isn't going to make me type any faster."