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Joke of the Day
"How does a Jew make his tea? Hebrews it!"
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"A Toledo man was admitted to the city hospital last night with severe burns after dunking for French fries at a Halloween party."
"Go to www.JebBush.com"
"Mexican joke What do you call a Mexican without a car? Carlos"
"What do you call an Indian that's been hit by a car? Pindunderjeep"
"I bought a ceiling fan the other day. Complete waste of money. All he does is stand there applauding and saying he loves how smooth it is."
"I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're going and hook up with them later."
"I survived Sharknado, but my friends didn't... ... I miss those chums"
"*pulls curtain back while wife is in the shower* me: Are we - stop screaming, it's just me- are we out of Cheetos?"
"What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective ? Santa Clues !"