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Joke of the Day
"My girlfriend is like the square root of -100 A perfect 10, but completely imaginary."
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"I'm going to name my child Dick.. It rolls straight off the tip of my tongue."
"I have a roommate. She cleans my room, I clean hers. We are maid for each other."
"A joke from my brother What does Han Solo call a sick Chewbacca? A Chewie"
"I just walked by an old man who kept saying, ""One, three, five, seven, nine... one, three, five, seven, nine..."" I thought, ""How odd."""
"Today in 1775, Jane Austen was born. She wrote ""Sense & Sensibility,"" ""Pride & Prejudice,"" and ""Lust & Lunchables."""