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"My To Do List: 1. Buy a flat screen TV. 2. Hang it on a wall. 3. Put a tub of boiling water under the TV 4. Watch ""The Ring"" and see tht bitch fall when she crawls outta my TV."
"Say what you want about pedophiles.. but at least they slow down at children's crossings."
"I exercise at the gym because I can't exercise restraint when it comes to everything that's bad for me."
"What did Barack say to Michelle when he proposed? ""I don't wanna be Obama self"""
"Stevie Wonder is having triplets at the age of 64. I bet he didn't see that coming..."
"tomorrow is erection day for all the Asian-Americans."
"The only way I'd see Taken 3 is if Liam Neeson gets kidnapped and his daughter has to rescue him"
"My neighbors headboard kept me up last night so I yelled,"" the guy last night made her scream louder."" Then it got quiet.."
"There's a fine line between confidence and delusion and I ride that shit like a bear on a unicycle."